Monday, October 3, 2011

Hotel Door Hanger

I really wanted to use a font called serial killer for the "Stay Out" but I couldn't find it.

One of those hyper, overly enthusiastic door to door sales men came to my home
You know the type, short sleeved dress shirt, polyester clip on tie; them and Door to Door Mormons are the only ones that still use Brycreme
He wanted to sell me "A home security system"
I told him... "I don't need no stinking burglar alarm ...I got dogs and guns"

3 comments:

  1. I love the first one! :):))

    Hugs,
    AC

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  2. You're always welcome to watch, but no kissing, I'm cheap but even whores need to hold something back

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  3. Well, then the offers off the table! No kissing! HA! :)

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