Monday, October 3, 2011

Hotel Door Hanger

I really wanted to use a font called serial killer for the "Stay Out" but I couldn't find it.

One of those hyper, overly enthusiastic door to door sales men came to my home
You know the type, short sleeved dress shirt, polyester clip on tie; them and Door to Door Mormons are the only ones that still use Brycreme
He wanted to sell me "A home security system"
I told him... "I don't need no stinking burglar alarm ...I got dogs and guns"

Monday, August 29, 2011

The Silent Majority (no roars and only a few ladylike whimpers)

Based on pop culture, especially romance novel ravishments, women comics who's bondage jokes elicit lots of knowing looks and a few blushes but rarely an icy silence and even extending to staid old magazines like Redbook; it's pretty obvious that the women who are up for some vigorous manhandhandling far out number the ones who aren't.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Ahh, the old dick in the box ploy

As they say in Mordor, "Looks like meat's back on the menu boys"