Monday, October 3, 2011

Hotel Door Hanger

I really wanted to use a font called serial killer for the "Stay Out" but I couldn't find it.

One of those hyper, overly enthusiastic door to door sales men came to my home
You know the type, short sleeved dress shirt, polyester clip on tie; them and Door to Door Mormons are the only ones that still use Brycreme
He wanted to sell me "A home security system"
I told him... "I don't need no stinking burglar alarm ...I got dogs and guns"