Lucky for me they don't make a METH-a-lyzer

Start over... it clearly states circle one answer... not three

Most Terrifying Remake

ALEX (Played by Miley)
One thing I could never stand is to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blerp, blerp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was my Dad.

The girls stop and applaud him.

TRAMP(Billy Ray Cyrus)
Can you... can you spare some nookie?

DROOG DIM(Amy Winehouse)
Yeah

TRAMP
Anybody else?

DROOG GEORGIE(Britney Spears)
That's a right purty mouth... cue Dueling Banjos by the Berlin Philharmonic

DROOG PETE (Paris Hilton)
Squeal, WHEE WHEE rips off his tighty whities and rams her strapon into the Tramp. The girls laugh.

Miley, Britney, Paris, and Amy have formed a cover group that only performs when they are PMSing.

Bloatie and the Ho-fish

Gimme an entendre and make it a double

Her favorite drink is a Jackie Collins-cheap gin, sour mix, pop the cherry and make the rocks with dirty water

ABCs Wide World of Wooden Ass Paddling

The Thrill of Hickory
The Agony of the Seat

Weird trivia- Hangmen of the western world traditionally tie a hangman's noose with an unlucky 13 coils. In the middle east with a lucky number 7, they figure if your getting hung that's enough bad luck for one day.

Baby, it'll never happen again

Daddy Dearest

" He's a sweet kid, but he'll never be a silver back" Jane Goodall.

" I look at him and I'm all like 'what a waste' he needs to face reality" Lindsay Lohan

"Have you seen his pec implants, how insecure can you get?" Pamela Anderson

Crude but effecftive

The drawing, I can do better but what's the point of being a slacker if you have to do everything right. This is the best prank I ever invented.