Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Most Terrifying Remake
ALEX (Played by Miley)
One thing I could never stand is to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blerp, blerp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was my Dad.
The girls stop and applaud him.
TRAMP(Billy Ray Cyrus)
Can you... can you spare some nookie?
DROOG DIM(Amy Winehouse)
DROOG GEORGIE(Britney Spears)
That's a right purty mouth... cue Dueling Banjos by the Berlin Philharmonic
DROOG PETE (Paris Hilton)
Squeal, WHEE WHEE rips off his tighty whities and rams her strapon into the Tramp. The girls laugh.
Miley, Britney, Paris, and Amy have formed a cover group that only performs when they are PMSing.
Bloatie and the Ho-fish