Friday, April 30, 2010

Oh, Brave New World

THE
GALAXY'S
MOST
POWERFUL
VIBRATOR

It's the...
SUPER SHOCKER
By HASBRO
Atomic Powered Main Thruster
with front and rear retro rockets
Quick Pump Action
Extra Large Lube Capacity
If you're not super soaked it's not a real
SUPER SHOCKER
No Money Back If Not Completely Satisfied
(at least we don't expect you to fake it)

1 comment:

  1. Maybe if they gave the robot a program to also make them a personal trainer in Kegal Exercises he wouldn't need to be replaced.

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