Saturday, March 27, 2010
Pay attention class
Mongol General: ... what is best in life?
Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: Also wrong, Snidely what is best in life?
Snidely Whiplash: Immunity from prosecution, half a kilo of coke, and a smokin' hot redhead who doesn't know the meaning of shame.
All together: (with gusto) fuckin' A right