Yeah, you

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Ahh, the old dick in the box ploy

As they say in Mordor, "Looks like meat's back on the menu boys"

GIVE US MONEY OR WE'LL CLOTHE THIS WOMAN

Hey, It Worked For PETA
Chest compressions, any woman dressed like that is just asking for them.
(as usual the picture is better if you click on it)

Women need a little mystery, don't be too obvious

"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now." Bob Monkhouse

I have a hard time with some comics, Bob Monkhouse is one. His delivery just doesn't work for me.

Lenny Bruce is another, his hyper nervous style is really offputting. Reading his stuff really cracks me up, though. 

Jimmy Carr is just the opposite, I think he could crack me up reading a phone book.

I'm so confused

Bisexual doesn't seem to be a very useful parameter. We need something better than the classic scale with straights on one end, gays on the other and bisexuals in the middle. An indiscriminate horndog may be bisexual but they have less in common with June Cleaver than a bisexual woman is is a faithfully married homemaker who changes a longtime partner of one sex for another. Is someone in prison who enters a same sex relationship after sex or companionship. Maybe how lonely they are is the important thing.