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About Me
- Snidely Whiplash
- Seattle, Wa, United States
- If one is the loneliest number and two can be as lonely as one then the set of all natural numbers are equally lonely. Your menage a trois can't save you. If one is the loneliest number that you ever knew than an unknown number is the optimum solution. Quit counting and start partying.
*giggles* You know what I often say to male smokers?
ReplyDelete"Smoking has been proven to cause impotence. If you keep smoking you'll have to take Viagra. Bob Dole takes Viagra. Do you REALLY want to have something in common with Bob Dole?"
They usually look at me and walk away with a glazed look in their eyes. Or keep talking pretending to have never heard me.
That caption at the bottom sounds like a story in a True Confessions magazine:)
ReplyDeleteA flasher would be all the more effective at freaking people out with a shriveled up cigarette dick. Eeewww!
ReplyDeleteSo, now it's personal huh
ReplyDeleteBest flasher ever, there used to be a guy in Denver who used to paint himself from upper thigh to waist so from a distance he looked to be wearing shorts. Then off to the jogging trail.
ReplyDeleteHe sounds like the man of my dreams S. :)
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Hmmm, did he paint his dick too? Because if he did, it kinda loses the effectiveness during the "flash".
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