I like girls that play hard to get

and I especially like the good sports that keep playing after they know they're terrible at it.

Plagiarizing ain't easy

I didn't want to use a photograph; I thought of the sign gag without the picture, but dedicated scouring of pulp art failed to provide a suitable painting.  My post " It was easy..." was surprisingly difficult, the gunfighter on the Western Street  is such a cliche'. Click to enlarge as usual

Quit whining, I barely grazed you